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megbrand
  • Town/Country : Warrens, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49243) - you deserved it (9964)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24629) - you deserved it (48834)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (389058)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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