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megamuffin128
  • Town/Country : Montville, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (5476)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12932) - you deserved it (1919)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (29358)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

#15143494 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (8779) - you deserved it (25676)

On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (2405)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45856) - you deserved it (2569)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660 (316)

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (2501)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997 (150)

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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

#12392564 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (4450)

On 08/08/2010 at 3:38pm - love - by pixiegirl - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31161) - you deserved it (1877)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

#12257246 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:05am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

#12245991 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (32966) - you deserved it (3735)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (21338) - you deserved it (3166)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States