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by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
by Mervin22 / 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
by NotoriousSRJ / 01/28/2011 at 10:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by snappyPi / 01/28/2011 at 1:21am / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
by dadum / 01/27/2011 at 2:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Username / 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm / Miscellaneous
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by SLOMan90 / 01/26/2011 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by neverhavingkids / 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
by dmsmcd / 12/17/2010 at 4:48am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…