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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 10:43am - misc - by NotoriousSRJ (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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