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Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by Sue (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -
Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML
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On 03/25/2011 at 1:50am - animals - by caseyj (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 9:36pm - animals - by SpideyFace (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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