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Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
by Stupid / 04/22/2013 at 2:58am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
by a little less poor at least / 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by forkmylife / 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Tyler / 05/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
by parkingisawesome / 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm / United States / Transportation
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2011 at 4:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 8:03am / Israel / Miscellaneous
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
by norestforthewicked / 04/19/2011 at 12:30am / Health
by alissa_roar / 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm / United States / Love
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
- Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I… Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and… Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They…