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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12971) - you deserved it (41185)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (4695)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (2467)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

#18120511
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10106) - you deserved it (30960)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
352 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
252 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

#18048411
119 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31398) - you deserved it (5972)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (17700)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
233 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

#18008863
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (47796)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

#18008275
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27977) - you deserved it (5736)

On 10/17/2011 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (10409)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)



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