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Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML


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On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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