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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18367) - you deserved it (70381)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16649) - you deserved it (51737)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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