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mechatron2300
  • Town/Country : Seattle, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (20 years)
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Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13758) - you deserved it (54736)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12245) - you deserved it (37567)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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