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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

#18530
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17246) - you deserved it (36976)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by Ab (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

#13946
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30410) - you deserved it (3231)

On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40947) - you deserved it (9789)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (2010)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49698) - you deserved it (36670)

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