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Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML
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On 07/01/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by dfan13 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML
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On 06/30/2009 at 7:26pm - kids - by unluckycounsellor (woman) - Bermuda (Hamilton)
Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by meantowheels (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy
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