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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (439882)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42965) - you deserved it (3315)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4386) - you deserved it (45065)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29285) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
43 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
78 comments

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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6223) - you deserved it (33065)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version



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