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by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
by Denki / 01/30/2013 at 7:21am / China (Beijing) / Love
by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by theawfulpresent / 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by notsobig / 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
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