About mdoncses : I am an all around fun girl. I am also a great listener and I love making new friends. My life now revolves around my daughter Ellie. She was born 10-7-12 and she's my world.
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mdoncses's favorite FMLs
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
by notAMrs / 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2012 at 8:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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