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Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (12393)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)



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