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Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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