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Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
70 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
70 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
64 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
26 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
41 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
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On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
63 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
74 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
85 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version



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