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Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

by zuut / 01/18/2009 at 12:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

by anx133 / 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm / China (Shanghai) / Health

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

by Noname / 01/13/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Virginia) / Money

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

by KiloLima01 / 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

by noname / 01/07/2009 at 6:43am / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

by Godmish / 01/02/2009 at 12:37am / Love

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

by Hellau / 12/29/2008 at 5:56am / Kids

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

by pop / 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm / Love

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

by Nalya / 12/27/2008 at 5:26am / Love

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

by sixsix / 12/24/2008 at 6:19am / Intimacy

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

by HeatoN / 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm / Germany (Berlin) / Intimacy

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

by bloom / 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm / Love

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

by hell! / 12/02/2008 at 3:27am / Intimacy