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Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

#2565
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

#2423
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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

#2303
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

#2298
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:33am - love - by josh - United States (Indiana)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998
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On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

#1942
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On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
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On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
55 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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