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Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)
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