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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (22 years)
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About mclovin55 : My name is Matt, im 17! I play beseball and football, and somewhat freestyle motocross, but I suck at it. Im not the ordinary 17yr. old. I like to do dangerouse things like skydiving,bunjee jumping,ect. I dont care if it kills me cause I was havin fun unlike the rest of the world. Wanna know more just ask.

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML


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On 01/13/2011 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

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