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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 August 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27388) - you deserved it (12970)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

#21513340
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8996) - you deserved it (72839)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

#21511488
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19924) - you deserved it (3161)

On 01/04/2016 at 6:13pm - kids - by bushy brows - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

#21511386
47 comments

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On 01/04/2016 at 12:58pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (California)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

#21502954
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (6624)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

#21502145
40 comments

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On 12/10/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

#21498905
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (2586)

On 12/01/2015 at 11:39am - misc - by ygma - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML

#21496072
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22898) - you deserved it (1210)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:34pm - work - by Notakidpusher - United States (California)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)



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