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mcloonybin
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (20883) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (11319) - you deserved it (2341)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (16851) - you deserved it (1438)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038 (455)

I agree, your life sucks (81093) - you deserved it (5022)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (40478) - you deserved it (4355)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (4900)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

#4434062 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (56106) - you deserved it (20528)

On 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by gorgeousrenthead (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (18041) - you deserved it (3598)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)