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About mclauren29 : Hi, I'm Lauren.
I like my daily dosage of FML. Though I dig the comments more than anything else.
I like the regulars commenters and FMLs that aren't about cats.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
TODAY, WHILE SHOWERING, I PULLED ON MAH WHITE EXFOLIATING GLOVES READY TO WASH MAH FACE. AS I WAS ABOUT TO USE THEM, A DARK STAIN CAUGHT MAH EYE SO I SNIFFED THE MARK ONLY TO DISCOVER IT WAS POO. AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION, I FINE OUT MAH YOUNGER SISTER HAD BEEN WEARING THEM AND 'EXPERIMENTING'. FML
Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Yesterday I Sent A Cute.. . Jokey Text To My Girlfriend Saying.. . ( Just In Case The World Ends.. . I Love You . ) Not Only Did She Dump Me Because I Was An ( Idiot Fir Believing In The Doomsday ).. . Which I Don't.. . She Also Wrote A Facebook Statu About It . Now Everyone Think I'm Mentally Unstable . FML
Today, mah mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on mah husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me fir "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me fir not having given her grand-children yet. FML
TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML
Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Friday 27 March 2015