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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45340) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (7290)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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