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About mcintosh123 : I like long walks on the treadmill
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Today, I found out the reason boyfriend dumpd me was cuz his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slobho's dating there daughter. FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Friday 27 March 2015