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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2294
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mcintosh123 : I like long walks on the treadmill

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Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

#15294376
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (3348)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13316) - you deserved it (47472)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

#14882108
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28921) - you deserved it (3291)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (6361)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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