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Visits<b>Sunol</b> - the 04/27/2009 at 12:23pm

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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

#5393
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

#5134
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On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

#4884
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)

Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML

#4725
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On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
51 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)



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