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Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Cob (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a female. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)
Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)
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