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Visits<b>Sunol</b> - the 04/27/2009 at 12:23pm

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Today, mah girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice . mega FML

#8816
41 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said ( That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream. ) FML

#8528
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33384) - you deserved it (2251)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

today I was at the strip club. I putted mah dollar on the stage. When the stripper cummed over to take it, she stood me up an flipped mah tits an said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

#7993
48 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)

a guy in te library came up to me and said, ( You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watcing you ). FML

#7920
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26390) - you deserved it (4292)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her wat was wrong. She pointed at me and said, ( Get him away from me! ) I had never met this girl. fat FML

#7894
42 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smild, wavd, an drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31762) - you deserved it (2334)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smild, wavd, an drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

today inebriatd boyfriend an I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, an says, "i'm bord." FML

#7619
37 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Teaching Swim Lessons. I Got Felt Up By A 6 Year Old Boy. 3 Times. FML

#7471
52 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

YESTERDAY I GOT UP AT 5AM, BRUSHED MY TEETH, SHAVED AND SHOWERED TO GET READY 4 WORK ONLY TO STEP BAREFOOT IN A HUGE PILE OF DOG CRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR. I DON'T OWN A DOG. FML

#7193
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38792) - you deserved it (1904)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found Fml 4 tha first tima in class, and litarally laughd out loud in tha middla of tha lactura in front of 200 classmatas. Today's lactura? Tha crualtias of slavary. maga FML

#6752
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (29405)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, tha polica callad bacausa somaona had turnad in wallat that was stolan. I happily drova homa only to fina that housa had baan robbad and ransackad. FML

#6627
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42847) - you deserved it (1704)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deletd my comment off of her profile cuz she was too embarrassd that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35375) - you deserved it (2916)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I realized it's been 5 days since mah boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago , he told me he used to break up with his grlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer there phone looool calls. FML

#6332
31 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

#6027
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (1974)

On 02/03/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Cob (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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