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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:36am - health - by fatass (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore
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