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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (2348)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (2348)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

#79632
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36632) - you deserved it (2049)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

#79349
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37857) - you deserved it (7354)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

#77324
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41345) - you deserved it (3306)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

#77123
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48311) - you deserved it (4930)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

#75881
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32991) - you deserved it (6552)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:36am - health - by fatass (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (2361)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53869) - you deserved it (5065)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53869) - you deserved it (5065)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
43 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

#74820
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43127) - you deserved it (1989)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50373) - you deserved it (7992)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23972) - you deserved it (49704)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

#67274
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15149) - you deserved it (47137)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore



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