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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
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I agree, your life sucks (38980) - you deserved it (11496)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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