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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
89 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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