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Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)
Today, my girlfriend threw my things out. As I was trying to pack to leave for good, she tossed my wireless router. I leave to call someone to pick me up, she slaps me in my head, grabs keys, balls up her fist and threatens to kill me. I call the cops... and I get put in the cop car immediately. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:46am - love - by Dark Jew - United States (California)
Today, I didn't answer my cell phone. My Mom freaked out when she could not get in touch. She called the police and I did not hear the doorbell because I was sleeping. The police broke my door down. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by Mudfence - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)
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