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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

#2423
74 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
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On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
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On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
73 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML

#1030
22 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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