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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27087) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (3383)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (6165)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (4767)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26523) - you deserved it (1962)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
20 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35346) - you deserved it (10112)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29176) - you deserved it (2821)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

#2857
16 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
73 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
75 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28291) - you deserved it (2600)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (2434)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)



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