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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2294
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mccaincracker : I like pie

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Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43194) - you deserved it (4518)

On 08/31/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Karen (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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