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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 January 1987 (29 years)
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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML


I agree, your life sucks (59299) - you deserved it (8261)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by Creepedout - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML


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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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