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Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268
109 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34296) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9419) - you deserved it (51409)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32875) - you deserved it (19808)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
221 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

#14698486
119 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
164 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
109 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

#14475268
96 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

#14342949
208 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
77 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

#14029535
43 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
105 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

#13688887
116 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 3:11pm - love - by secret - United States (Nebraska)



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