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Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (8965)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (4690)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13939) - you deserved it (31073)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
371 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36834) - you deserved it (20445)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

#15550732
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31847) - you deserved it (12236)

On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
484 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28013) - you deserved it (54343) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

#15447390
165 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013
206 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
69 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -



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