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Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
196 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
214 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
305 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

#16515847
125 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
78 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)



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