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maz95

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1674
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About maz95 : Hi!

My name's Maaria. I've had and still do have a pretty complicated life. FML cheers me up, keeps me laughing.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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maz95's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

#20201801
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (8801)

On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

#20148667
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20359) - you deserved it (1593)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25505) - you deserved it (2855)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42313) - you deserved it (14194)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

#8590845
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38312) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31670) - you deserved it (22811)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

#4702717
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (5859)

On 08/21/2009 at 4:06am - love - by tacoboy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

#690128
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32830) - you deserved it (72554)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Bucko321 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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