About maz95 : Hi!
My name's Maaria. I've had and still do have a pretty complicated life. FML cheers me up, keeps me laughing.
About maz95 : Hi!
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
maz95's favorite FMLs
by liquorless / 11/05/2012 at 9:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Pip / 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
by tacoboy / 08/21/2009 at 4:06am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML
by Bucko321 / 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom,… Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear… Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan…