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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mayyberry : Howdy. I'm from New Zealand. They have alot of sheep here

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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38072) - you deserved it (3054)

On 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm - misc - by hborkowski (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML


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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38695) - you deserved it (3919)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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