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mayyberry
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mayyberry : Howdy. I'm from New Zealand. They have alot of sheep here

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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2002)

On 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm - misc - by hborkowski (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19807) - you deserved it (8927)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23622) - you deserved it (2154)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21651) - you deserved it (4925) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version



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