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Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I'd not noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML

#17508471
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8562) - you deserved it (29700)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Lousydriver (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (9938)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (95865)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146495) - you deserved it (8358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79170) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

#16945838
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11417) - you deserved it (45643)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
176 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43984) - you deserved it (5779)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39483) - you deserved it (6687)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41215) - you deserved it (7628)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

#15959633
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (13162)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (12071)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
180 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)



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