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maylani
  • Town/Country : Connecticut
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20458) - you deserved it (26791)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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