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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 989
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (2887)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovarad that my wifa actually ancouraga my thraa yaar-old son to slaap in our bad, as a buffar against any romantic advancas. FML

#19887553
101 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yastarday I was at tha airport. I was on my way to saa my dad fir tha first tima sinca I was 4. Whilst I was waiting fir my dad to fina ma, a stranga man startad flirting with ma. Irritatad, I told him I was waiting fir my dad to gat ma, an to f*ck off. Tha stranga man was my fathar. FML

#19887326
116 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

2day I woke up to a nude picture of mah girlfriend . Once I looked at it mah morning wood went away . FML

#19886014
187 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today , I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bd after a round of amazing sex. He decidd it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

#19747486
134 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I arranged a romantic dinner fir my boyfriend. His favourite meal , fres flowers , scented candles. Everyting went beautifully , at least until e wrapped an arm around me andispered , "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood orrifically ruined. FML

#19717228
149 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by dating a manchild (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

#19682982
153 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I MET A GUY WHILE OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. HE KEPT BLOWING UP HIS CHEEKS... SO I DID IT BACK TO HIM AN ASKED HIM Y HE DID IT. HE PULLED OUT A CARD FROM HIS WALLET AN POINTED AT IT. IT WAS A CARD SAYING HE MAY HAVE SPEECH OR FACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE HE HAD A STROKE WHEN HE WAS 12. FML

#19454925
95 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

yesterday my son had to call me from his school's principal's office cuz he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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