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Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States
Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 3:49am - love - by BusinessTurtle - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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