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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 888
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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