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max_1000000

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About max_1000000 : Hello visitor, I'm Max and I'm a martial artist, and a guitar player who likes to sing :O I also like talking to people! I was wrestling this year until I dislocated my elbow on the second day of practice... Probably my best/worst fml.

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max_1000000's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

by Drafrica / 10/13/2014 at 6:20am / South Africa / Intimacy

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

by v1k1rox / 03/05/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Money

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