Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mavsfan26

Search for a member

mavsfan26

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4656
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mavsfan26 : I like being stupid and daring, doing impractical and brainless stunts that get me in trouble...a lot. However, I'm actually smart, having gotten into UTD on a full ride. I just like to pretend I'm an idiot sometimes.

mavsfan26's page activity

Visits<b>Kittykat13979</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 3:38pm<b>Gift_of_humor</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 11:01pm<b>buttercup72</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 7:38pm<b>mariathaithai</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 1:33pm<b>LtBoom</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 4:46am<b>lymyabean</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 7:44pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:37pm<b>alicexox</b> - the 03/07/2010 at 3:46am<b>bertiebass1</b> - the 11/02/2009 at 5:48pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 10/30/2009 at 6:47am<b>mst9</b> - the 10/28/2009 at 11:33pm<b>Daaniellee1234</b> - the 10/28/2009 at 6:43pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 09/02/2009 at 6:43pm<b>donkey_hang_down</b> - the 08/19/2009 at 4:29pm<b>Genny</b> - the 08/18/2009 at 6:38pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 07/30/2009 at 4:57pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 07/30/2009 at 4:03pm<b>hopiee</b> - the 07/12/2009 at 6:56pm

mavsfan26's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of mavsfan26's badges

mavsfan26's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46228) - you deserved it (2172)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

#7169187
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27429) - you deserved it (3476)

On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (38123)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113059) - you deserved it (8495)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57776) - you deserved it (4630)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (100004)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

#2890186
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45022) - you deserved it (23422)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128112) - you deserved it (7046)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65244) - you deserved it (6638)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30037) - you deserved it (74752)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

#2527360
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85412) - you deserved it (7051)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49476) - you deserved it (21304)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

#2114829
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45735) - you deserved it (6815)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

#1299793
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13316) - you deserved it (43784)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

#851826
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15109) - you deserved it (84979)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: