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Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52010) - you deserved it (8584)

On 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML


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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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