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mattza

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mattza : My two main loves are basketball and music. I'm starting to love Latin, and I also enjoy reading and writing poetry and raps. I'd love to chat with anyone here. Oh and, FYL ;]

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mattza's favorite FMLs

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

by ambushcat / 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Animals

Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML

by lazy pregnant girl / 07/05/2012 at 3:34pm / United States / Work

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids