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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 523
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Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (2845)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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283 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

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71 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
108 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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287 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

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93 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -



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