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Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (3919)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

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