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mattis78
  • Town/Country : New Plymouth, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mattis78 : I'm here to fuck shit up

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38299) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20910) - you deserved it (9432)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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