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by satega / 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by LLCK / 12/10/2012 at 5:13am / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
by lizzard0416 / 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML
by Widowmaker / 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Jeanna S. / 11/23/2012 at 10:10am / United States / Animals
by satega / 11/17/2012 at 4:15am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by thanks, fuckface / 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/12/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Transportation
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
by kitty / 11/11/2012 at 5:10am / Australia / Animals
by baby, baby no / 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
by Kyle / 11/09/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I walked into a mirror in a shop. No one would have known had my face not stayed printed on…